Topeka

Introduction Special thank you to Merlin for the banner! "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too!" - Mitch Hedberg. [ edit ] RP Hooks Dude, I dunno, man. You wanna hang out or not? I dunno. [ edit ] Disclaimer Topeka/Disclaimer [ edit ]

Topeka [ edit ] Overview Full Name: Topeka the all wise all knowing Queen of the Universe!........ Topeka Louise Williams Age: First of all... rude! Second of all, 3/25/1996 is my birthday. Do the math. I don't feel like doing it right now. Sex: Feels Good Man! (Female) Height: 5'5" but sometimes I feel like I'm 12 feet tall. Sometimes 3 feet. Fuckin way she goes, bud! Build: Build what? Legos? I dunno, I'm skinny I guess. Hair: Throw a dart at an RGB board. Eyes: Olive Green. They're not brown so I'm not full of shit. Skin: Tastes too salty. Occupation: Wise ass. (Professional Pizza Slinger) Demeanor: Bon Vivant Notable Flaws: Lazy, Eccentric Appearance Notable Merits: Cat-like Balance, Coldly Logical, Danger Sense [ edit ] Soundtrack [ edit ]

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