Topeka

Introduction Special thank you to Merlin for the banner! "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too!" - Mitch Hedberg. [ edit ] Stereotypes Car. Home. Those boomboxes from the 80s. Huh? Not those types of stereos? Okay. Imagine if they exist. I wonder if they'd really be a better love story than Twilight. I had an ex who loved wolves. Don't know about werewolves though. Man, that's scary to think about. A big hairy motherfucking man beast wanting to eat you! Well now that just sounds like a trip down the shittier part of town. Y'know I've never watched or read Harry Potter! To be real with you, sometimes I used to feel the presence of my dead Uncle. I don't know what that's all about. Some things just make me question. Like Tinker Bell? If they exist, does that mean God does too? I find it kinda weird that some don't believe in God but believe in Demons. But hey, maybe they're right. People are fucked. For the Horde!!!!!! [ edit ] RP Hooks Dude, I dunno, man. You wanna hang out or not? I dunno. [ edit ] Logs 2020-10-19: Round About Went They - Bobbi's Party at Under Wraps 2020.03.28: Murder of Crows Reopening 2020.04.18: Unplugged Concert Disclaimer Topeka/Disclaimer [ edit ]

Topeka [ edit ] Overview Full Name: Topeka the all wise all knowing Queen of the Universe!........ Topeka Louise Williams Age: First of all... rude! Second of all, 3/25/1996 is my birthday. Do the math. I don't feel like doing it right now. Sex: Feels Good Man! (Female) Height: 5'5" but sometimes I feel like I'm 12 feet tall. Sometimes 3 feet. Fuckin way she goes, bud! Build: Build what? Legos? I dunno, I'm skinny I guess. Hair: Throw a dart at an RGB board. Eyes: Olive Green. They're not brown so I'm not full of shit. Skin: Tastes too salty. Occupation: Wise ass. (Professional Pizza Slinger) Demeanor: Bon Vivant Notable Flaws: Lazy, Eccentric Appearance Notable Merits: Cat-like Balance, Coldly Logical, Danger Sense [ edit ] Soundtrack [ edit ]

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