Phil

Introduction "Everyone is making money and no one is getting hurt, and I fully expect it to stay that way." -Terry Muldoon, Public Morals [ edit ] Stereotypes "I don't get this way of thinking, but I appreciate the ones who do." "Don't know what they'd make of us. Don't wanna know." "Great for a party, but when do they find time to actually get things done?" "I always figured the day I learn where my buddy lives would be the day I stop breathing. Would've been easier that way. And you volunteer for this gig?" "I'm down with counting cards, but killing people? I came here to get away from that." "Close enough. Some of 'em are full of themselves, but hey, what else is new?" "Good luck hauling them out of their labs." "Again, not at all my style, but easy to get along with." "One of them muscled me out of a job once. The others are worse." "There are generalists, and then there are broken people." "What's with the inferiority complex?" "Fuckin' figures. Reverend Van Helsing is welcome to 'em." "Anyone who comes up in the same sentence as 'breeding stock' is already starting off on the wrong foot. Paw. Whatever." "Well, there's one more word I can't use no more. Thanks." "Yeah, I'd be pissed off at the world, too." [ edit ] Contacts Eloise "All the pregnant women around here lately? Talk about job security." Typhanie "It was all great, right up until it suddenly wasn't. At least it got better after that." Gwydion "And they called me a babyface? There ain't no justice." Yarden "Took a while for us to see eye to eye, but we got there." Octava "Peas and carrots, me and Emily. Got her own coonhound and everything." Serqet "It helps to know that our future's in good hands." Katia "Stick in the mud, minus the mud." Aleysa "I want one." Moved on Stella Amunet "Like high school Spanish wasn't bad enough? Try to catch her on one of her good days." Aiden "Told you so." Erica "I've never had a secretary. You can try it." Gerald "Good riddance." Maz "She's English. I don't think we should hold that against her." Blossom "Hell of a way to be introduced to the city. At least you're doing what you came here for. Just hope I can keep up." Rianna "I was expecting that to take a while. Guess she was just in a mood." Katie C. "You wear it better than I do." Penny "If you're going to inherit something, that's the way to do it." Archie "Ain't no such thing as 'seen it all'." Bliss "Confusing, but in a good way. But when you assume someone's been dragged off for good..." Stephanie "Never look directly at the sun." Velok "Better you than me, pal." Zero "Would you make up your damn mind already?" Rook Castellini "And here I thought that was gonna be a tough sell. Now I just need to keep my skin from crawling." Apone "Man, you weren't kidding, this stuff is a mess. I'm getting overtime for this, right?" Lenore Douglas "Nothing like a bunch of them to test your patience." April "Always love to meet a kid who's got her head in the right place." Tim "You're hiding something. Okay, not everything, granted." Tiffany "Always in motion. Don't stop." Nikki "Good to have you back. No, not like that." Nausi "Nice girl, but born in the wrong century." Cross "Why this guy hasn't killed me three times over, I got no idea, I don't care what ya say. Ain't pushing it, neither." Shelby "Loud and obnoxious and grabby. Hey, us honest joes gotta stick together!" Anisia "Somebody get this woman some decaf!" Tasha "Almost too good to be true. Almost." Katie B. "Somebody else's karma." Axton "Every circus act needs a strongman." Otto "I should be charging you royalties." Melanie "If you find the road to Zion, let me know." Bobbi "Ain't picked up no gray hair yet. Do me a solid and keep it that way." Rick "You remind me of a younger me. Or you did." Topeka "Not quite, but close. One to keep an eye on." Adeline "Hit the ground running and hasn't slowed down yet, unfortunately." Candy "Longer road trip than mine, even. Enjoy your stay." [ edit ] RP Hooks Crime: Want a fake ID? Want to deal with stolen goods? Want to bet on the horses, tax free? I'm your guy. You want drugs or a drive-by, keep movin', buddy. Legitimate business: Got some skills? Want a part-time job? Drop by the Thorn Building, suite 2030. (Don't have a SSN? Not a problem. See above.) Mental divergence: Phil has seen all types, and will be judgmental right to your face. Except voices in your head. That one gets a pass. Las Vegas: Did you live there? You might have seen him before. He's a little vague about it, though. [ edit ] Tropes Not Cheating Unless You Get Caught Card Sharp Con Men Hate Guns: He can use one, but if he needs to, then something's gone wrong. Lovable Rogue Die or Fly: Awakened just in time to escape a shootout. Anti-Heroes Play Pool [ edit ]

Phil [ edit ] Overview Race: Mage Full name: Phil Harrison Date of Birth: June 1, 1986 Nationality: American Occupation: Grifter Nature: Rebel Demeanor: Bravo Faction: Traditions Tradition: Order of Hermes Apparent Age: Late twenties Height: 5'9" [ edit ] Logs 2013.07.23:Pizza-Pizza 2014.02.08:CharityCelebrityAuction 2014.05.01:PatioOpening 2014.09.28:The Empty House 2014.10.18:The Empty House 2 2015-05-09:IntoTheWoods 2015-07-04:IntoTheWoods2 2015.10.10:DiveCleanup 2019.02.18 Hypnagogia: Resolution 2019.04.13: Renovations 2020-12-26: Why is this Duck Following Us? 2023.05.19 Trad Mage Meetup 2023.05.29 Chula Vista is Crazy 2025.10.27: Oogy Boogies Party 2026.02.18: Measure of Many 2026.02.24: Measure of Many Pt.2 2026.03.03: Measure of Many Pt.3 2026.03.10: Measure of Many Pt.4 2026.03.17: Measure of Many Pt.5 2026.03.24: Measure of Many Pt.6 Gallery Younger self [ edit ] Notable Stats Dexterity Stamina Appearance Manipulation Perception Wits Awareness Streetwise Forgery Gambling Misdirection Enigmas Occult Resources Influence Arete Correspondence Entropy Forces Life Mind Prime Spirit Time Willpower Banality [ edit ]

Playlist Robert Duncan - Gunfight Epiphany Sterling Holloway - Trust in Me James Stemple and the Swing Dolls - La Vita Italiana Fa Per Me Run-D.M.C. - It's Tricky Denis Leary - Asshole Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son House of Pain - Jump Around Doomtree - The Bends The Lonely Island ft. T-Pain - I'm on a Boat Keith David - Friends on the Other Side Simple geometry Heads I win, tails you lose I'll take the Lakers over the Sonics by four RW Smith - Dig Deep The Art of Noise ft. Duane Eddy - Peter Gunn [ edit ]