Wilcox

Introduction “It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for the very reason of solving problems such as theirs. However, there is one thing that the medical profession cannot do and that is save people from being idiots.” ― Craig Ferguson, Between the Bridge and the River [ edit ] Stereotypes "I deal with enough Insurance Lawyers, believe me, I know all there is to know about blood suckers." "Lycanthropy used to be explained via mysticism. Now we have mercury poisoning, schizophrenia, and other more rational explanations. Now we treat these people, instead of shooting them with silver bullets." "I love Penn and Teller, but if you start going on about any of that New-Aged Bullshit, I will punch you." "The dead linger, because the living remember them. And their insurance bills linger, and all damage they've done to their families, and their genetic diseases continue to linger in their offspring." "Oh please, do you want me to clap my fucking hands?" "The monsters are the people with the crosses who tell you that they can save your soul. People inventing imaginary antagonists that their god can save you from." "...I refer you to my earlier Insurance Lawyer comment." "Most people are assholes. It's the ones that aren't that keep me going." [ edit ] Contacts Fremont: Newbie. Shows promise. You owe me coffee. Lila: Solid Nurse. We need more of those. They're the much-needed buffer between assholes like me and the people I help. Thanks for taking one for the team. Wormwood: You're a god-damned creep...but then again, who isn't that's on the night shift here? [ edit ] RP Hooks Prospect Memorial- Work there? Perhaps we've seen each other in passing... Asshole- Yep. Do you think everyone is full of shit, too? Atheist- Don't believe in bullshit. [ edit ] Gallery [ edit ] Tropes http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrJerk [ edit ]

Wilcox [ edit ] Overview Full Name: Doctor John Wilcox Important dates: Born 5th of November, 1970 Career: Doctor of Internal Medicine at Prospect Memorial Hospital Temperament: Prickly. Asshole. Hobbies: Shut up and get the hell out of my way, I have lives to save! [ edit ] Notable Stats Charisma: Perception: Intelligence: Empathy: Medicine: Willpower: Merits Ability Aptitude: Medicine. Concentration: Just because he's good at it doesn't mean he won't bite your head off if you disturb him. [ edit ]

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