Norman/Hooks

Alcohol:	I love talking about alcohol.
Finance	I know a little about stocks and bonds.
Gambling:	Poker? Darts? Pool? Chess? Mahjong?
	Sure, let's make a bet!
Karaoke:	And Iiiyiiii will always looove yoooouuuu.
Tall Tales:	So a nun and a gigolo walk into a bar...