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Alts

Jack Tyler, advertising executive and occasional talent agent.
Rodrigo Garcia, loudmouth grease monkey.
Danny Porter, college dropout. Retired, ICly living happily with his wife and kid(s).
Phil Harrison, legitimate businessman. No, seriously, he runs a temp agency.
Larry Dwyer, interim city councilman.
Saburo Ogata, accountant.
Fremont Benson, intern at Prospect Memorial Hospital. Retired, ICly moved back to Shelbyville.
Frank McGaffigan, fringe journalist. Retired, ICly still out there but unnoticed.
Cliff McLennan, IT security consultant.
Isaac Carson, marine biology student.
Seth Pope, hedge fund manager.
Kirk Spencer, security guard.