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― Excerpt from Xiomara Morales Resumé, File #14119, Apple One Temp Agency, Classified: DO NOT EMPLOY.
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| + | <font color=black style="font-size: 14pt">Special Skills:</font><br><br> | ||
| + | * Sleeps pretty good on airplanes. | ||
| + | * Totally OK with sitting in the middle back seat. | ||
| + | * Knows every word to Jay-Z’s “I Just Wanna Love You.” | ||
| + | * Able to lift slightly more than you’d think. | ||
| + | * Oblivious to sexual harassment. | ||
| + | <br></font><font color=black style="font-size: 12pt"><center>― Excerpt from Xiomara Morales Resumé, File #14119, Apple One Temp Agency, Classified: '''DO NOT EMPLOY'''.</center></font> | ||
Latest revision as of 17:36, 17 January 2018
Special Skills:
- Sleeps pretty good on airplanes.
- Totally OK with sitting in the middle back seat.
- Knows every word to Jay-Z’s “I Just Wanna Love You.”
- Able to lift slightly more than you’d think.
- Oblivious to sexual harassment.
