User:Chrissy/Personal

Personal Misinformation

Zodiac Sign: Pisces Ethnicity: Norse Race: Abomination Tribe: Get of Fenris Auspice: Galliard Rite-Name: Lies-to-Children Clan: Malkavian Faction: Ronin / Autarkis Gender: Female Nature: Autist Demeanor: Masquerader Nationality: Swedish Faithful... enlightened... ambitious... brethren. In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend. Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion... it was Khorne's messenger that showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse-Emperor. And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes? It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS! In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed! And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free! BLOOD! FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS! FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! LET... THE GALAXY... BUUUURRRRNNN!!! - Azariah Kyras Wiki Freak I make wiki pages. Lots of wiki pages. Some of them are for characters that are mine. Some of them are for characters belonging to others. Maybe if I like you and you ask really nicely I might make one for you, or at least help you with your own. Doesn't hurt to ask! Custom Dot Templates I like dots. Lots of different dots. Small dots, big dots, plain dots, elaborate dots, non-dots. DOTS. I made a lot of templates for them, and I assembled a handy list: CLICK ME One Sick Puppy I'm told I have a rather... unique... sense of humor. At my best, I amaze people with witty jokes they never would have thought of themselves. At my worst, people go pale, stare at me in shock, and gasp out something along the lines of "That's not funny!" or "You just don't joke about something like that!". I WAS going to apologize in advance, but then I came to the conclusion that if you can't take a simple joke about abortion, the holocaust, sodomy, YHVH, pedophiliac icecream salesmen, the Qur'an, your mom, or the Pope's stupid fucking hat/car/face/religion, it's hardly MY fault that you don't have a sense of humor... get over yourself! Childhood Misconceptions When I was a little girl, I genuinely thought that a 'concentration camp' was somewhere kids with ADHD and the like went to learn how to concentrate. Yes, I am ENTIRELY serious. They went to band camp to learn to play in a band, didn't they? It's simple logic!