Penny/Stereotypes

Mages and Sleepers When you've been at the bottom it's hard to look down on people. Glad to be a part of this, but I have a lot still to learn. Orwell, eat your heart out. So. You want to destroy... EVERYTHING. Riiiiight. Twisted crullers. I may always have been part of a Hermetic family, but awakening alone gives you a certain respect for those who have no support. Every Batman needs an Alfred, right? The Houses of Hermes I bet they're cute boring old dudes who haven't invented a new rote since the Bonisagus shield. Hi, you don't fit neatly into a category, you go HERE! Kabooom! FWOOOSH! Vnnnnnn... Oh, no wait, that last one was House Jedi. Fame, Fortune, Beautiful lovers... well, best two out of three? I promise not to count the cards. Mmmmm. Bacon.

Other Denizens PLEASE don't sparkle in the sun! Team, guy who hits girly werewolf dude with a truck! So is this Casper, Ghost, or The Ring? Cosmo and Wanda go to combat school! I'm on the HIIIIIGHWAY to HELL! Na nana na na! The Houses of Hermes Androgynous guys with magic potions... is this a Yaoi Hentai? Dude, get out of my face!! Truth is stranger than fiction.