Balthazar/Contacts

Cross	"How can one man have so much ugly?"
Schulyer	"Love ya, sis."
Chance	"This dude is so weird, but he seems alright."
Skinner	"Hehe. Super Nintendo Chalmers."
Blaze	"The only teenage boy I've ever met with PMS issues."
Alexander	"I'm sorry dude... But I don't think your first crush should be a Moonie."
Deidre	"Well, she took that surprisingly well."
Alan	"A psychic vampire that just sucks all the joy and love for the room. And somehow, he makes you think it's your fault."
Danny	"You seem alright. Keep your nose clean."
Rocky	"More trouble than he is worth. Almost. Mutt is lucky I love him."
Kalisha	"I fucked up."
Winnie	"My favorite puppy... They grow up so fast."
Star	"My lovely sister. I will keep you safe. Just say the word and I am at your service."
Ezra	"A good soul, full of love."
Sigrid	"Daaaaaaaaaamn!"
Zahru	"I... What is this?"
Valerian	"You keep dangerous friends. It will get you into more trouble than they are worth."
Antoine	"The fuck is wrong with you? I thought you liked dogs. What is up with your tongue? Gross."
Lancelot	"Where is your Cutie Mark?"
Strides	"You had better keep the beast cage, family or not... I'd hate it if you became a threat."
Ophelia	"Welcome to the family. Sorry about the mess, it's likely all my fault."
Luther	"It's like someone is going around the city beating up all the homeless preachers."