Dave DeRose/Stereotypes

The Races

♦ Mortal

"You're either alive or dead, but either way aren't we all mortal?"

♦ Wraith

"Typhanie's the one that sees dead people. I believe her, but other than saying 'boo' there's not much they can do."

♦ Garou

"Taylor Lautner's just as bad an actor as the rest of them in that crap movie. But Joe Manganiello used to play baseball, so I can respect his workout ethic."

♦ Kindred

"Put me and Robert Pattinson in a locked room and only one of us is coming out. And it's not the whiny emo paleskin."

♦ Changeling

"Fairies are for little girls. I may have raised a sister, but I still don't get the attraction to things like Pretty Pretty Princesses."

♦ Mage

"I love a good magic show. Why, is David Copperfield in town or something?"

♦ Demon

"Let's just say that as a member of an active SEAL team, I've seen some pretty heinous people and made sure they don't plague the world anymore."