Dave DeRose/Stereotypes
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The Races
- "You're either alive or dead, but either way aren't we all mortal?"
- "Typhanie's the one that sees dead people. I believe her, but other than saying 'boo' there's not much they can do."
- "Put me and Robert Pattinson in a locked room and only one of us is coming out. And it's not the whiny emo paleskin."
- "Taylor Lautner's just as bad an actor as the rest of them in that crap movie. But Joe Manganiello used to play baseball, so I can respect his workout ethic."
- "Fairies are for little girls. I may have raised a sister, but I still don't get the attraction to things like Pretty Pretty Princesses."
- "I love a good magic show. Why, is David Copperfield in town or something?"
- "Let's just say that as a member of an active SEAL team, I've seen some pretty heinous people and made sure they don't plague the world anymore."