Dave DeRose/Stereotypes

The Races

♦ Mortal

"You're either alive or dead, but either way aren't we all mortal?"

♦ Wraith

"Typhanie's the one that sees dead people. I believe her, but other than saying 'boo' there's not much they can do."

♦ Kindred

"I met one the other day. He offered me a swig off his bottle of blood."

♦ Shifters

"My nephew is going to be Yogi Bear. Hand me another beer, I'm not drunk enough yet."

♦ Changeling

"Fairies are for little girls. I may have raised a sister, but I still don't get the attraction to things like Pretty Pretty Princesses."

♦ Mage

"I love a good magic show. Why, is David Copperfield in town or something?"

♦ Demon

"Well, if angels exist, I suppose that means demons do too. It's a good thing I'm a good Baptist boy."

♦ Bygones

"Well sure, I say let bygones be bygones."