HoneyBadger/Introduction

The sweetest, most awesome staffer EVAR! We honeybadgers get a BAD rap, yo. It ain't fair. I'm NICE. Yes, I like to terrify the guests, but at least I make sure Marion gets her bath every day, even if he doesn't appreciate it. And so what if I get a rather overwhelming joy at laughing at apps on the staff channel? I don't SAY it, now do I? That's pretty nice of me. At least, I think so. And the Oilers suck. Sorry, Cameron. I don't even like... soccer or tennis or whatever the hell it is, but even *I* know that the Oilers suck.

What I meant to say was, that the Edmonton Oilers are the absolute greatest hockey team the world has ever known. That, in 2015, there will no doubt be a return of the Stanley Cup to the home Wayne Gretzky built. That the entirety of the earth shall know that there is only one, true, epic, and legendary hockey team, and that, of course, is the Edmonton Oilers.