2016.02.27: PWN - MSW - UNSTOPPABLE 18

The Card

Date: Saturday, February 27th
Location: Folly Theater in Kansas City, MO
Commentary: Alex Smith (play-by-play), Alex Bradford (color)
Promoter: Isaac Cornelius III

(Match Order/Card Subject to Change)

Singles Match

Frank Debauchee vs Legacy Banks
Frank Debauchee is a man that is one of a kind that doesn't need a whole lot of introduction so we'll let him take care of that part as we saw a small vignette on US17. Frank makes his debut against newcomer and fellow debut competitor Legacy Banks.

Singles Match
Drew Stevenson vs Chris Orton
To say that Drew Stevenson had a rough week at US17 is an understatement. Not only was Drew issued with a protection notice from IC3 by attorney Eugene Verano and told that he's going to have to compete in the parking lot. But as if things couldn't get any worse for him after losing everything he was attacked by a mysterious man in black that was revealed to be "The Radical" Wolf Parker that launched an attack on Drew. Drew tried to fight back but not even security to keep these two apart and Wolf ended up leaving Drew in a wreckage of his truck window and Wolf drove off with Drew's truck. Wolf isn't scheduled to compete but if he's got his eyes on Drew, you can be sure that Drew will have eyes in the back of his head as Chris Orton is looking to redeem his loss to Silas Romero at US17.

Singles Match
Tevolo vs Delsin Oswald
Tevolo is newcomer but he's the next prospect of the legendary "Infamous" Jacob Mitchell and if Jake sees something in somebody it's 99% of the time because they've got some sort of "it" factor for him to take his time to work with them. However he has a tough debut against Delsin Oswald, one of IC3's hand picked star athletes and member of First Class. Delsin of course didn't have things go quite his way at the end of US17 being taken out by newcomer Barrel who joined up with Frankie Cocheese. They chose First Class to pick a fight with so they're definitely out numbered. So the questions here are: how will Tevolo hold up against First Class? With the team mentality can the Infamous fend off First Class? Will Delsin be able to keep focused after what happened to him and First Class at the end of US17? So many variables make this match of prospects very interesting.

Singles Match
Nikki Venom vs Jorge Santos
Nikki wasn't entirely successful in his PURE 15 title match as far as the victory went but it didn't stop him from turning a couple of heads. Jorge Santos fills a last minute vacancy here proving that nothing is immune to *card subject to change*. Jorge Santos was an old crowd favorite from MSW's early days and scored a massive upset in the inaugural round of the MSW Championship tournament, the same one that was ultimately won by Bryce Manning. While Jorge Santos didn't advance to the third round of the tournament the blue collar luchadore from Mexico is looking to catch lightning in a bottle once again. IC3 must certainly be scouting for future contenders and a win here could project either man into that picture. With IC3 you never know but he's always looking for the next best thing.

Singles Match
Loose Cannon vs Silas Romero
The match was initially scheduled to be Halvard Vinter and Silas Romero however Halvard was brought down with an injury that could not medically clear him in time for the match. As a result, Halvard is taking some time off to recover and stepping in, in his place at last minute is the P-I-M-P Loose Cannon. Silas is coming off of a big win over Chris Orton and is looking to get an impact going in MSW, while he looks at the gold in the future. Loose Cannon has been around the business for a while and could prove to be Silas' biggest opponent yet. But a win here for either party could be huge.

Singles Match
Tracy Race vs Phoenix Winterborn

Winterborn had tough luck the past 2 shows, first losing to Delsin Oswald to start and then in a tag team match, teaming with Duke Andrews to take on Delsin and MSW Champion Tommy Angel he was left to compete in a handicap match when IC3 had Duke Andrews arrested for trespassing on Emerald Academy property mid-match. They're even calling him West Nile Winterborn now and he's really not taking kindly to it. But now is the time Winterborn has another challenge where he can possibly redeem his losses in his battle with First Class as he takes on another well experienced wrestling coming our way from MLLS in Mexico, "The Experience" Tracy Race who defeated Matt Ward in his debut. Both men are veterans from two different walks of earth so to see styles collide in this one will be a match people will remember for a while to come.

Tag Team Handicap Match
Special Referee: Billy Vegas
IC4 & The Skylarks vs Frankie Cocheese & Barrel
IC4, the son of IC3 and the Skylarks who are a couple of lackeys felt the wrath of two men we haven't seen in the gold ol' USA in a little while now, Frankie Cocheese and Barrel. They debuted with impact when nobody expected it and we came to find out that the multiple signings reported a few weeks ago were actually these two men. They launched an attack on First Class coming from the crowd and leaving nothing but a trail of bodies behind them. What is it exactly they want? Well we do know First Class is none too happy. We'll find out the rest soon enough in this 3 on 2 handicap tag team match.

Handicap Match
The Evil Shades vs Matt Ward
From the Realm of Shades comes almost near impossibilities with Red Fireballs and Magic Purple Sand but they've managed to fall just short while getting ahead of themselves. Perhaps it's Blue's fault. Or perhaps they need to just pay more attention. Either way they take on the gate keeper, Matt Ward in a 2 on 1 handicap match. Matt Ward hasn't had the best of luck either, first Logan Brock and then Trace Race so this match can be good for either party, whomever picks up the win here could find themselves looking at a possible PURE 15 Contendership match.

Singles Match
MSW PURE 15 CHAMPIONSHIP Special Referee: Billy Vegas
Artemis Kaiser w/ Peyton Kaiser vs TJ Bryce w/ Well Connected
Artemis has proven time and time again to be a fighting champion and to easily be one of the best to ever step in the ring. She's coming off of a very hard fought successful championship defense in that fatal 4 way at US17 but TJ Bryce who was just shy of breaking up the pin that won Artemis the match had demanded a championship rematch which IC3 gladly granted. So Artemis looks to defend her PURE 15 title one more time but under less stressful but perhaps tougher circumstances as she faces TJ Bryce 1 on 1 but his right hand men, T-Zone and The Lenny (Well Connected) will be accompanying him and so to even the odds, Peyton Kaiser will be in Artemis' corner. Will Artemis retain the title 1 more time or will First Class claim the gold with Special First Class referee Billy Vegas on board? 

MAIN EVENT
NON-TITLE
Special Referee: Billy Vegas
Duke Andrews vs Tommy Angel w/ First Class
To say things went down badly for Duke Andrews is an understatement. Thankfully he had a pretty decent lawyer and got out of the charges pretty quickly, scathing by with just some hefty fines after being arrested mid-match by order of IC3 at US17. But now we finally get the 1 on 1 both men have been looking forward to. Duke Andrews goes 1 on 1 in a non title match against MSW Champion, Tommy Angel. Of course, Tommy will have the entire First Class group in his corner and the First Class official calling the shots. Duke appears to be stacked up against a wall but if he can somehow pick up the win? This may catapult Duke Andrews into the championship picture as we start to for challengers to begin our journey to our first Supercard. How will Duke fare? Make sure to tune in to find out!

Intro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKHgSOGSIIw

EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB!

Smith: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome back to Unstoppable! It's our third show back and we have a stacked slate for you tonight.

Bradford: I wish I could say the same about the arena! Half of our audience is outside with the Drew Stevenson Tailgate sideshow!

Smith: Well I'm glad you brought that up Bradford. For the first time ever we'll be holding a match across the street in the O'Reilly's parking lot. For those of you who have been long time fans or have been following along through Twitter and the news is that due to a court order Drew Stevenson must fulfill his commitments at least 300ft away from IC3. Which unfortunately leaves the arena itself a no go.

Bradford: And he brought it on himself! But enough about him; I want to talk about what's ACTUALLY going to be going on during the show, in the Folly Theater. We have Mr. February himself in the house, that's right Frank Debauchee! Artemis Kaiser defends her PURE 15 Championship for the third week in a row when my boy TJ Bryce gets his much deserved rematch! Plus THE SHADES are in action!

Smith: Also to come Tevolo, the student of The Infamous himself will be in one on one action against Delsin Oswald after a very emotional week with the passing of The Ultra Christian Othniel. While most of the wrestling world was mourning several people decided to piss on the Legacy of the Dead and I honestly hope Oswald and Debauchee get their asses kicked tonight.

Bradford: Are we still going on about that? You need to take after that song from Frozen and Let It Go!

Smith: It's despicable is what it is. You didn't have to like everyone you worked with but when death snuffed out a young, promising athlete's career you set your personal agendas aside just for one minute, one minute and you paid your respects. Even though he never worked directly for MSW he worked with our sister promotion LEGACY and that makes him a member of the extended family. The rest of us here at MSW would like to extend our condolences to the friends and family of Mr. Othniel. We will keep you in our thoughts and prayers during this incredibly difficult time.

Bradford: Enough, enough! You're missing track of the big picture! Tonight in the main event Duke Andrews will finally get what's coming to him as our MSW Champion Tommy Angel beats some respect into that little rebel's skull while he puts the roster on notice! Tonight is First Class's night, and mark my words Smith, but the end of tonight everyone will be talking; as if they weren't already.

Smith: The deck may be stacked against Duke Andrews but that never stopped him before. He's a man that doesn't want to know the odds; he just sets out to defy them. He plans to finish the job he started on the last unstoppable and I just pray he gets a chance to do it the right way; without First Class bailing Tommy out again.

Bradford: Tommy doesn't need bailouts! Tommy said it himself, you can't play on a bunch of ifs and should have beens; if it was meant to happen it would've happened! Duke thought Tommy was going to tap out but because he had to be stupid and break the law we'll never know for sure. But I do know the result will be the same, First Class gets the W and Duke takes the L.

Smith: You get a bonus every time you shill First Class don't you?

Bradford: You're damn right! I'm getting paid like an elite commentator while you're making minimum wage after you eat the fines you rack up week after week for diverging from the official media policy.

Smith: I'm going to call the action for what it is; I'm not going to give Cornelius the pass just because he runs the place. Always been that way and always will. You're going to have to pry my cold dead body out of the chair before I'm going to bow down to this corruption. Newsflash Bradford; it ain't gonna happen. Without further ado we're going to cut to just outside the arena for a moment to catch up with Drew Stevenson as he prepares for his match later tonight.

Let's Get This Party Started!

The camera cuts to the O'Reilly's parking lot across the street. The ring is already set up as smoke is rising from the grill as Drew Stevenson is already flipping burgers and hotdogs for the tailgate party. A few friends of Drew can be seen helping set up the tables; Scotty Addams, Duke Andrews, and Tevolo as well as a few volunteers from the autoshop. The camera pans around as people are already showing up in droves and even a contingent of fans are actually leaving the arena and crossing over to the parking lot to engage in the festivities.

Drew Stevenson: Kansas City, Missouri how are you tonight?

A chorus a cheers erupts from the crowd as he scoops the burgers up with a spatula and slides them onto the buns before grabbing a pair of tongs and placing the hotdogs in their respective buns.

Drew Stevenson: Tonight is going to be a huge night for all of us. Ichabod Crane can try to silence the fans, he can try and punish his own talent but tonight we're going to fight back. We're going to fight back by doing the one thing Ichabod Crane hates the most; by having fun. He thought he could punish me and all of you by making me wrestle in a parking lot but the only thing he did was create competition. If you think the prices at the snackbar are too high? Come here, we'll take care of you. Ticket prices too high? Come here, we'll take care of you and give you a night filled of fun for the whole family and a wrestling match to boot! Just sick and tired of Ichabod Crane's corruption? Come on over to Drew Stevenson's Tailgating party; sponsored by your local O'Reilly's!

The crowd cheers even louder.

STEVE-N-SON! FIRST CLASS SUCKS! STEVE-N-SON! FIRST CLASS SUCKS! STEVE-N-SON! FIRST CLASS SUCKS! STEVE-N-SON! FIRST CLASS SUCKS! STEVE-N-SON! FIRST CLASS SUCKS! STEVE-N-SON! FIRST CLASS SUCKS! STEVE-N-SON! FIRST CLASS SUCKS! STEVE-N-SON! FIRST CLASS SUCKS! STEVE-N-SON! FIRST CLASS SUCKS!

Drew Stevenson: We got enough food and drinks to last till midnight or later so grab a plate and dig in! We'll also be more than glad to take pictures and sign autographs throughout the night. Everyone is welcome except Ichabod Crane's boys! Let's get this party started!

Bradford: The nerve of this guy! This scumbag is actively engaging in trying to hurt MSW's bottom line!

Smith: I think it's brilliant actually. He's turning a negative into a positive and he's making it a fan experience to boot. He's using it as a way to give back to the fans.

Bradford: He's a traitor! Danny would be ashamed of his nephew competing against his baby boy!

Smith: Now you're a Danny Stevenson guy? What happened to being a part of team First Class? Besides Danny gave him his blessing!

Bradford: Oh come on, he has Alzheimers, he can't even remember what he ate for breakfast!

Smith: You know that's a bold faced lie! Danny is healthy as a horse and enjoying his retirement.

Bradford: Denial is not just a river in Egypt apparently with you. I hope this punk gets what's coming to him!

Frank Debauchee vs Legacy Banks

Hall of fame by the script hits and the lights go out completely.

Yeah, you can be the greatest
You can be the best
You can be the King Kong banging on your chest
You can beat the world
You can beat the war
You can talk to God, go banging on his door
You can throw your hands up
You can beat the clock (yeah)
You can move a mountain
You can break rocks
You can be a master
Don't wait for luck
Dedicate yourself and you gon' find yourself

The chorus hits and all the lights turn on. Standing at the top of the ramp is Legacy Banks in his gold ring gear and black and gold cape.

Standing in the hall of fame (yeah)
And the world's gonna know your name (yeah)
'Cause you burn with the brightest flame (yeah)
And the world's gonna know your name (yeah)
And you'll be on the walls of the hall of fame

Gavin Grey: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, currently residing in his Vacation Home in Cancun, Mexico, weighing 202lbs... Legacy Banks IV!

Smith: Welcome back to Unstoppable ladies and gentlemen. I'm Alex Smith alongside my broadcast partner Alex Bradford.

Bradford: I'm the only Alex that matters, naturally.

Smith: Ignoring that. To kick off Unstoppable we have a double debut between Legacy Banks IV and Frank Debauche. Legacy is the the cousin of Leo Banks, an alumni from the previous season.

Bradford: Legacy? Are you shitting me? Did his parents hate him as a child or something? Who names their kid Legacy?

Smith: It's certainly an unorthodox name but tonight he definitely has the chance to prove that he is deserving of his birthright.

Legacy looks at the crowd with a scowl on his face as he takes the cape off and starts running down the ramp. Once at the bottom he slides into the ring and clears it sliding to the outside of the other side. He hops back onto the apron and vaults himself over the top rope with a somersault.

The sounds of women moaning broadcast across the public address system. Shortly following you're rattled by.

"Step inside, walk this way. You and me babe, Hey! Hey!"

Def Leppard "pour some sugar" blares at an obnoxiously high level, strength testing the speakers volume. The Missouri locals stand in attendance, the voices carrying a low undertone boo. From behind the curtain steps Frank Debauchee in all his glory. A robe decorates his statuesque figure. It's gaudy in decor, rivaling anything scene before. His lips puckered up, the mustache shining in all its glory. Behind him trots Lainey Rae, A beautiful red headed vixen. She's dressed in a low riding pair of daisy dukes, the waist line well beneath her pelvic bone. The top was equally as revealing. Simply enough to cover the mammary glands. It's capped off with a shinny pair of cowboy boots and a hat.

Gavin Grey: Hailing from the land of Smexy and being accompanied by Lainey Rae, weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds... Frank Debauchee!

Bradford: Now this guy has the world at his fingertips! It's Mr. February himself! I've been waiting for this moment.

Smith: Frank Debauchee certainly has a high opinion of himself that's for sure. Earlier in the week he and Tevolo had a heated and passionate exchange following the untimely death of “The Ultra” Christian Othenial. Tevolo took exception to this and one could also imagine that Jacob Mitchell was infuriated by these remarks as well.

Bradford: The show must go on Smith. One billionaire once uttered the words “Life sucks, and then you die.” It's a tragedy but at the end of the day Mr. February is just doing his job.

Smith: That sounds about as bogus as “just following orders”. A spade is a spade and it's wrong either way.

Frank's arms spread wide, ingesting all the negative feedback these ungrateful ingrates bestow upon him. Spinning a full three sixty he basks in the ambiance. Walking down towards the ring he'll momentarily stop to bad mouth a local.

Lainey Rae takes center stage and trots up the steel steps and alongside the apron. Frank still pandering to the front row section. Lainey sits on the middle rope and hoists the top up with her shoulder. Frank licks his finger tips and uses the saliva to comb the mustache before strutting that sweet stuff up on the apron.

Enter the ring through the window provided by Lainey Rae; Frank spins full circle his arms raised above his head. Lainey enters behind him as she positions herself so Frank's back is directly in front of her. Her hands clasp the shoulders of the robe, slowly peeling it back revealing the goods. Frank's pecks dance as Lainey fully unrobes him.

Lainey makes bail, exiting with the robe in hand. The main attraction interlocks his fingers behind his head and starts twirling his hips.

DING DING

As the match begins Banks tries to get the jump on Debauchee from when he was twirling his lips. Debauchee quickly catches him with a sharp elbow to the head after Banks attempted to kick him in the back. Debauchee follows up with a few european uppercuts before whipping him to the ropes and popping him up into the air only to watch him freefall to the mat. Banks clutches his midsection in pain as he writhes on the mat as Debauche drops to the mat and lays on his side next to him, striking a pose for the ladies in attendance before jabbing two fingers into the eyes of Banks, Three Stooges style, as he tries to sit up.

Bradford: And Mr. February is just taking it to the rookie.

Smith: It's unnecessary if you ask me.

Bradford: Unnecessary? He's wrestling circles around him already!

Smith: We're not even 30 seconds into the match! And what's unnecessary is that eye gouge; this is Missouri State Wrestling not Saturday Night Three Stooges!

Bradford: I don't see Stevenson, Addams, and Andrews out here.

Smith: Funny.

Banks grabs his face in agony as Debauchee continuously slaps him in the face for the sole purpose of humiliating the young rookie before driving his elbow into his throat. Debauchee goes to cover Banks for the pin but pulls his shoulders off the mat after a count of 2 before shoving his head back down to the mat with an open palm. Debauchee gets up and goes to the far left turnbuckle and begins to undo the padding much to the referee's dismay as he repeatedly pleads with Debauchee to cease this activity at once.

Smith: And now he's trying to undo the padding on the turnbuckle? How is this necessary?

Bradford: Trial by fire Smith. Everyone has to pay their dues sooner or later and right now Banks is about to cash out with his.

Smith: Debauchee is risking disqualification by doing this. Those pads aren't just for show, they're there for safety reasons. Have you ever been whipped into a turnbuckle?
Bradford: No.

Smith: It hurts; like hell. I had one match 8 years ago and long story short. Someone abused their power and decided to take their frustrations out on a nonwrestler and I was the one that got the short end of the stick. Even with the padding I was feeling it for a few days after.

Bradford: So you even failed as a wrestler? That's hilarious!

Smith: I actually won that match. 1-0 Bradford.

Bradford: ...

Debauchee just flashes a devilish grin and backs off as the referee attempts to reattach the turnbuckle padding. Debauchee notices Banks trying to get back onto his feet and quickly puts an end to any impending comeback attempt as he kicks full force into the groin of Banks, for an about as illegal as you can get low blow behind the referee's back. This would be enough for most to attempt to put someone away but Debauchee had other plans as he quickly grabs a hold of Banks arm as he falls backward and irish whips him into the turnbuckle... and the referee.

Smith: This is just abuse at this point. That was blatant and intentional!

Bradford: Abuse? It was an accident! He thought the referee was done doing his job and he just didn't get out of the way in time!

Smith: Riiight. And how are you going to explain that obvious low blow?

Bradford: Obvious? Watch the replay at home later and tell me it was obvious! He was clearly losing his balance and he nearly fell over. Thankfully he was able to regain his center of gravity before suffering a tragic fall!

Debauchee quickly returns to removing the turnbuckle cover unopposed and picks up the motionless body of Legacy Banks and lifts him up for the classic snake eyes to the exposed turnbuckle before slumping into the corner. From there Debauchee wastes no time going for the Thunder down under (stink face in corner a la Rikishi). Banks squirms and struggles as Debauchee goes to the center of the ring and twirls his hips as Banks pukes to the outside on the corner.

Smith: Oh come on! Talk about adding insult to injury!

Bradford: Welcome to Missouri, Banks!

Banks gets up and stumbles forward only to step into the ready arms of Debauchee as he locks in an connects with the Debauchery (Rude Awakening). Debauche grabs the referee by the shirt and heaves him forward towards the center of the ring in an attempt to revive him, giving him a few light slaps in the face to get him to shake off the bump. Debauchee then rolls Banks over and places his elbow on his chest striking a pose. 1, 2, 3.

Winner: Frank Debauchee

The Big Name Talent

Outside behind the building, IC3, Verano, Referee Billy Vegas, Delsin Oswald, Tommy Angel, Trampke, IC4, and The Skylarks are all here. They are divided to each side, and IC3 has a big smile on his face. Literally, the red carpet is rolled out as he waits for a limo, but instead a truck pulls up. And stepping out from the driver side is IC3’s big aquisition that has been advertised over the past week, the “big name” if you will. IC3 is looking so pleasantly happy and from around the truck is a man that is a little hard to recognize at first because of his long hair as he carries his duffle bag over his shoulder, but the crowd in the arena erupted once they recognized who it was. IC3 then confirmed it.

IC3: CHRIS... WILLIAMS! Just the man we were all waiting for! So glad to have you back in the NEW and IMPROVED Missouri State Wrestling.

Chris: Uh… yeah. So what’s with the carpet?

IC3: Only the best for our newest acquisition. You deserve it after all! Come Chris! We have much to discuss about your future because now that you’re back, you have a bright one ahead of you!

The Skylarks are on the camera right, Chris and IC3’s left and they’re throwing their arms up with a chant, “CHRIS! CHRIS! CHRIS! CHRIS!” before Tommy Angel smacks them upside the head to get them to stop. IC3 puts his hand on Chris’ mid back to usher him towards the doors into the Folly Theater. And just as they approach the door, Charles Mattias comes out with microphone in hand and IC3 rolls his eyes.

IC3: STOP! Stop right there, Charles. What do you want? Make it snappy before I fire you.

Charles Mattias: I just heard the news that the former PURE 15 champion, Chris Williams was back and I had to come see it for myself to confirm! Chris, being here with First Class, did you come back to join them? Are you setting your sights on the winner of tonight’s PURE 15 championship match? You were just gone without a trace after RWD, where have you been the last year and a half?! Please, Chris, the people want to know!

IC3: ENOUGH! I can’t have you pestering MSW”s newest big name. Now, Chris, we have business to discuss, starting with your match tonight.

First Class walks off into the building as Mattias stands there.

Charles Mattias: Well folks, we may not have got the answers yet that we’re looking for but IC3 seems to be going all out for the return but one thing we can confirm is that just a little bit later tonight, Chris Williams returns to action! Back to you guys at ringside.

Drew Stevenson vs Chris Orton

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The Panic! Has Spoken

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Chris Williams vs Chris Alans

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Delsin Oswald vs Tevolo

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Nikki Venom vs Jorge Santos

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Join the Party, Charles!

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Silas Romero vs Loose Cannon

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Party Time!

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Tracy Race vs Phoenix Winterborn

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IC4 & The Skylarks vs The Capital Crew

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Not So Fast Mr. Stevenson

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The Evil Shades vs Matt Ward

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Artemis Kaiser w/ Peyton Kaiser vs TJ Bryce w/ Well Connected

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TJ Bryce segment

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Duke Andrews vs MSW Champion Tommy Angel w/ First Class

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