2016.03.12: PWN - MSW - UNSTOPPABLE 19

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Date: Saturday, March 12th
Location: Folly Theater in Kansas City, MO
Commentary: Alex Smith (play-by-play), Alex Bradford (color)
Promoter: Isaac Cornelius III


(Match Order/Card Subject to Change)

Singles Match

Bro-Off
Jay B vs IC4
BRO OFF! We got the first official MSW Bro Off? What does a bro off mean? Well we're not sure exactly. We figured we'd leave this one up to the Bros! Who will be the broest bro of all? The Party Rocker Jay B, or will it be the man with the Masters in Bro-Science and son of the boss, IC4? LET THE BRO OFF BEGIN!

Singles Match
Silas Romero vs Legacy Banks
Things got heated pretty quick between NIkki Venom and Silas when Nikki called him out. Now Silas Romero takes on Legacy Banks, a man that didn't stand much chance against Frank Debauchee. Silas has new things on his mind with Nikki Venom but a win here for Silas could be sending a message to Nikki Venom. It seems as though things are only beginning here. What will happen between these two? Only time will tell.

Singles Match
Frankie Cocheese w/ Barrel vs Matt Ward
Cocheese and Barrel, the Capital Crew, made short work of IC4 and the Skylarks at US18 and Matt Ward fell to the short end of the stick against the Shades who picked up their first victory team. This show, Matt Ward has a chance to redeem that loss, going against Frankie Cocheese this show. Frankie and Chris Williams had a pretty headed stare down which could be a foretelling of things to come. No doubt IC3 and First Class are going to be watching this, and Barrel will be there just in case things go down.

Singles Match
Peyton Kaiser w/ Artemis Kaiser vs The Evil Shades
News recently broke that after the events that led to Artemis Kaiser's defeat at the hands of First Class, crowning TJ Bryce as the new PURE15 Champion, was out with a concussion until further notice. But stepping into the active roster for his first match since our return is Peyton Kaiser. Artemis has been granted permission to be in his corner as Peyton turns back to the ring with his brand new attitude to take on the Evil Shades who are just coming off of the biggest win of their entire career so far against Matt Ward.

Singles Match

Chris Orton vs Chris Williams
Chris Williams made a huge return that nobody had expected and to top it off he foiled IC3's plans not once, not even twice but three times. The first was knocking out the First Class referee Billy Vegas, taking him out of the First Class matches later in the night. Then Williams told IC3 he was in business for himself, not IC3, and then in the chaos of the main event Williams helped clean house. Tonight he faces Chris Orton who thought he was involved in a Parking Lot Brawl against Drew Stevenson has a big shot at going for the big time if he can upset Chris Williams in his triumphant return to MSW!

Singles Match

Frank Debauchee vs Phoenix Winterborn
Winterborn has not had the best of luck since coming back to MSW and now he gets the chance to really come back as he takes on Frank Debauchee who's been on fire since he stepped into the yellow and black. It seems that things are heating up between Debauchee and Tevolo so one can only assume that after costing Tevolo his match against Delsin Oswald, Tevolo and quite possibly Jacob Mitchell will be in the house tonight looking for some sweet revenge.

Handicap Match
Logan Brock vs Well Connected
Logan Brock, a man that was minding his own business when TJ Bryce and Well Connected decided to come at him after the title victory. However Logan Brock, a working class man, decided that he wasn't going to take it and he made sure to let TJ Bryce know that he could take that PURE15 title any time, any place. TJ took is as a joke, but Logan Brock did not. So to get at TJ, he finds himself in a minor handicap against T-Zone and The Lenny.

Singles Match
Drew Stevenson vs Delsin Oswald
IC3 and company were not too happy that Drew Stevenson pretty much got the one up on them with his little party at US18 but this time he gets to take on the enforcer of First Class, Delsin Oswald. Delsin wasn't too thrilled about having to go out to the parking lot, but IC3 told him it wasn't about sending Delsin out as it was keeping Drew Stevenson out of the arena and teaching him a lesson from US18. Of course, we still need to be on the lookout for "The Radical" Wolf Parker who two shows in a row has made it his mission to launch a surprise attack on Drew Stevenson, talking about a bigger picture with no word on where his allegiances ride. This will be a match you do not want to miss. 

Singles Match
Nikki Venom vs LeBroc Harris
LeBroc Harris has the last show off but he returns to take on Nikki Venom who has his eyes set out for Silas Romero who competes just earlier in the night. Harris is looking to get back on track but Venom wants to continue to send a strong message to Silas. A win here could be could for both men and the chance to propel them into eventual contendership.

MAIN EVENT
Duke Andrews vs Barrel w/ Frankie Cocheese
Duke Andrews has been on Drew's side for a few weeks now and at US18 it looked like everything was going great until Cocheese and Williams had their stand off. Duke tried to keep the peace but even laying a finger on Cocheese knocked him flat from a massive big boot from Barrel. Duke decided he wasn't going to take that laying down and so he wanted a match with Barrel and here we are. Cocheese will be in his corner and you know IC3 is going to have his eyes on this match and neither man is ultimately safe from the wrath of First Class.



Intro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKHgSOGSIIw


EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB!


Smith: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome back to Unstoppable! Things are picking up as we're officially on the road to WAR!


Bradford:
And WAR it's going to be. Things seem to be heating up between First Class and the Stevenson clan of rejects and WAR is going to be First Class standing tall!

Smith: We'll have to see what starts to happen as we get a little bit closer, but from what I understand is that IC3 is going to have an announcement tonight regarding the MSW Championship. And speaking of championships, our PURE15 champion TJ Bryce has his committee in action as Well Connected takes on Logan Brock after their interactions at last Unstoppable and Logan Brock didn't take too kindly to that.

Bradford:
Logan did this all himself by being in the wrong place at the wrong time. And he's going to find out why you don't cross the Class tonight!

Smith: "Cross the Class" like Tevolo who got screwed over by First Class and Debauchee just to be suspended from the arena tonight? It's a power abuse, Bradford. It was a power abuse two weeks ago when Delsin Oswald helped TJ Bryce win the title and took Artemis Kaiser out with a concussion because of it with no penalties. It's getting to be out of hand. Like Drew Stevenson having to face Delsin Oswald tonight in the parking lot.. again. 

Bradford: Let it go, Smith! Stevenson did it to himself and the "Kaiser Killer" Delsin Oswald is going to take care of him tonight and be the Kaiser AND Stevenson killer.

Smith:
Drew Stevenson needs to be on the lookout though for Wolf Parker who's seemed to have his number each and every single show and I'm sure he's scouting somewhere tonight. So the question is though, is Wolf working for First Class or is he not? We never see him associated but he seems to be after their biggest enemy. And knowing just how dangerous Wolf Parker is, I'm hoping Drew is prepared for him and Delsin Oswald tonight. 

Bradford:
There's no way he can be and I'm excited to see him get what he deserves after that travesty last time. He's a trouble maker and deserves to stay out there! If IC3 is smart he won't even let Drew Stevenson GO to San Francisco for WAR. He'll just start a bigger riot to try and ruin the company. And he can take that reject Duke Andrews with him too.

Smith:
Well speaking of Duke Andrews, it appears as if he and Barrel will no longer be the main event tonight, either! In a last minute scheduling change, Chris Williams versus Chris Orton will now be the main event of the evening and you can be sure that with the way things went down two weeks ago, things with the Capital Crew and Chris Williams and First Class are far from done.

Bradford:
It's only far from done if First Class isn't done torturing their pour pathetic souls. 

Smith: You're sound like the Evil Shades now.

Bradford: The shades come from a magical realm far far away, Smith, and they were so grateful at my appreciation for their talents that they took me to their shadow realm and it was glorious!

Smith: Do we have to pull a Ken Anderson and drug test you? Because if you test positive for under the influence it's your own damn fault.

Bradford: Don't test the power of the Shades, Smith. Matt Ward felt it and he's never going to be the same and now he's got to face Frankie Cocheese. And now Peyton Kaiser is going to feel the wrath too. He said he wants to get at Delsin but that's if the Shades don't pull him in through their Shade Hole.

Smith: There's so much going on tonight, Winterborn has a match against Debauchee AND who can forget the first official Bro-Off that's scheduled to be our first contest of the night? 

Bradford: Ic4 is totally bro, Smith. You're just not down with the bro. I tell you what, I'm looking forward to Silas Romero, HIPSTER HERCULES BABY!

Smith: Well so much is happening, all kinds of athletes are colliding tonight as we're on our way with the Road to WAR on April 23rd in San Francisco, California, in the Golden Gate Arena! WELCOME! To Unstoppable! I've just received word that we've got some fan footage of an incident from earlier this afternoon, let's check it out!


Tracy Race fan footage

Every Saturday, fans would hit the Folly Theater a little earlier than normal to try and get a sneak peek at their favorite MSW stars arriving. Sometimes, autographs and pictures were taken with lucky fans if the talent had arrived early enough. For what happened prior to Unstoppable 19 though… would be remembered by those in attendance, forever.


Audio and Video is Courtesy of Reggie McKenzie, fan footage shot with an Apple iPhone 6+


“TRACY! TRACY!”

One of MSW’s more recent signees and one that has been on an absolute tear as of late had just gotten out of an older modeled Ford F150- Tracy Race had the night off from active competition but much like the rest of the roster, he’d be there in person to watch the show and support his roster mates. As he turned and gave off a wave to a few fans that called out to him—chaos had erupted. A man jumped the steel barricade set up and completely floored one of the security guards that was positioned to protect the talent with a right hand—before Race could turn from the fan’s shouts and pleads—the man grabbed Tracy by the back of the head, with all force he had he launched Race forward and put his head into the fender of the truck.

“WHAT THE HELL! NO! WE NEED HELP!”


The voice of the fan who shot the footage- a man named Reggie was panicking as they didn’t know what was going on. Race’s legs buckled beneath him after that shot as he was face down on the pavement. The man sat Tracy up security flooded from the door, but before they could reach the area in full sprint- the perp put Race’s head up against the truck’s front tire- - took a few steps back and sprinted forward again, putting the sole of his foot across Tracy’s face giving a pretty sick whiplash motion.

“SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!”

Security tried to reach the dude attacking Tracy but it was a fruitless venture as by the time they reached the action, the man—who had a zipped up black hoodie had disappeared as quick as he appeared, leaving them… wordless. From the shot of an unconscious Tracy Race, we cut within the arena to Alex Smith and Alex Bradford- Smith looked concerned and even Bradford seemed to be disturbed by what he had seen.

Smith: Ladies and gentlemen- we apologize if that offended anyone but felt it was absolutely necessary to not insult the fan’s intelligence. We work in an industry where sometimes that very fine line can be blurred, and what you saw.. was just that. We have no information on who attacked Tracy Race—security camera footage is being dissected as we speak… but we would like to wish Tracy a very speedy recovery. The extent of his injuries is not yet known, but we do know that early word out of his camp is that he will be OK—so Tracy take care of yourself and we will no doubt find who did that to you.

Usually down to chirp in and poke at Alex Smith, Bradford kept quiet—he didn’t have anything to say for possibly the first time of his life. As he watched on, he put his hands behind his head- disgusted with the fan footage as Smith sighed and buried his face in his right hand…

First Class In-ring Segment

“Money (instrumental)” by Pink Floyd as the half capacity crowd roared with a chorus of boos as that music only meant one thing; First Class was close by. Out from the back stepped Isaac Cornelius III, triumphantly as he walked down the aisle. To his right was Eugene B. Varano threatening to sue a rowdy fan in the crowd and to his left Ed Trampke who had a certain swagger to his step as he strutted next to the boss. Behind them were TJ Bryce with the PURE 15 Championship resting on his shoulder and Well Connected; T-Zone and The Lenny. Delsin Oswald entered out last who got an extra loud chorus of boos for what he did to Artemis Kaiser on the last Unstoppable as he wore a confident grin.


Delsin Oswald: FIRST CLASS BABY!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


The crowd let him have it as he shouted to the crowd as paraded down the ramp. Notably absent from the entourage were MSW Heavyweight Champion Tommy Angel, Izzy Cornelius, IC4 and The Skylarks, the latter three presumably preparing for the Bro-Off.

Gavin Grey:
Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome at this time The Owner of Missouri State Wrestling Isaac Cornelius the Third and First Class!

FIRST CLASS SUCKS! FIRST CLASS SUCKS! FIRST CLASS SUCKS! FIRST CLASS SUCKS! FIRST CLASS SUCKS! FIRST CLASS SUCKS! FIRST CLASS SUCKS! FIRST CLASS SUCKS!


IC3 grabs a mic upon entering the ring after he ordered Gavin Grey to hold the ropes open for First Class to step through. As First Class stood triumphantly in the ring together IC3 taps the mic several times, causing it to echo and screech which made some members in the crowd groan and cringe.

IC3:
I can do this all night you Neanderthals. If you want to try to talk over me I'll just turn the volume up and speak over you little children.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


IC3: Sometimes I wonder why I even keep this promotion in the Not-So-Great state of Misery. I bought and revived a dead franchise after Danny Stevenson selfishly stat on a gold mind and let it slowly rot and decay out of neglect and you people can't even show an ounce of class or even utter a “Thank you Mr. Cornelius”. No, you pound your chests and scream like a bunch of apes, failing to realize that I'm singlehandedly propping up what would otherwise be a stale local economy by providing you ingrates with a little bit of entertainment. Are your lives really that miserable that you have to shower undue hate just because someone is more successful than you? I'm sorry that I don't spend my nights sitting infront of the TV with a frozen dinner that's probably going to give me cancer in 15 years and I'm sorry that you people couldn't even take a government FAFSA handout to try to make a better life for yourselves. You people find a way to leach off the system and somehow find a way to even screw that up!

But try as you may, you're not going to ruin my night and as much as you protest or decide to hold an illegal assembly in the parking lot with a few “undesirables” you can't erase what has already been done. I knew that I made the right choice when I choose TJ Bryce to go against your beloved Artemis Kaiser and even if she won in a pure fluke the first time; First Class never took the fall and when it became a one-on-one affair there was no doubt in who would take home the gold.

Almost as if on cue TJ Bryce raises the PURE 15 Championship high into the air as a chorus of boos met him.

T-J SUCKS! T-J SUCKS! T-J SUCKS! T-J SUCKS! T-J SUCKS! T-J SUCKS! T-J SUCKS! T-J SUCKS! T-J SUCKS!


IC3: Sound crew, you know what to do.

Tapping the microphone a few times, the crowd was completely drowned out by how obnoxiously loud the sound level was. The crowd tried in vein to overcome the volume as he tapped it several times but if they couldn't do it with a packed house the crowd had no chance of overtaking him now. With a cocky grin IC3 raises the mic back to his lips.

IC3:
AS I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by the classless MISERIANS of Kansas City... there was never any doubt in my mind that TJ Bryce would be the man to be the standard bearer of what it meant to be... PURE. After all she didn't really earn that championship, she'll tell you she did but we all know better. The only reason why she won the belt in the first place was because Danny Stevenson felt bad for her and wanted to leave his mark on the promotion before the sale was finalized. It was a handout, pure and simple and I knew that I had to right a wrong. TJ Bryce; you've made me proud and more importantly you justified my decision to bring you into First Class. Ladies and Gentlemen THIS is what a PURE athlete looks like.

IC3 motions to TJ Bryce with his arm stretched outward and slightly back with his palm open as a faint boo could be heard under the mic.

IC3: And speaking about PURE, how could I forget the MVP of Unstoppable 18, the “Kaiser Killer” Delsin Oswald? Many months ago while I was scouting the independents while dealing with a legal battle over in California I knew that I had to start looking towards the future of this business and you have yet to disappoint me. I mean you took the self-proclaimed “God of Anger” and you threw her right off our Mount Olympus and exposed her as the mortal she is! If she really was a “God” she would've realized and respected that there's only one God in wrestling and you're looking right at him. You see true Gods have unlimited power; they have the courage to carry out great feats that a mere mortal, Eye-E all of you, could never imagine in a thousand years. A true God carries out edicts on a divine birthright and even Caesar himself had to pay tribute to the Almighty. If you were a God Artemis you would have been able to make everything you proclaim come to pass as if it were a prophecy and you would have made the right choice, you would've gotten on your knees and you would have begged me to allow you into First Class. But you didn't, you wouldn't. You let your pride blind you to reality and as thus? Well you're unable to compete in MSW until further notice, you had to be stupid and get a concussion as a result of your act of rebellion. You have nobody to blame but yourself and if your baby brother Peyton decides to get a little froggy I'll have the Kaiser Killer put him out of commission too.

KAISER'S GONNA KILL YOU! KAISER'S GONNA KILL YOU! KAISER'S GONNA KILL YOU! KAISER'S GONNA KILL YOU! KAISER'S GONNA KILL YOU! KAISER'S GONNA KILL YOU!


IC3: No, they're not. There's only one Dynasty in MSW and you're looking at them right now in this very ring. Speaking of Dynasties, I have big plans for MSW. For years it has been known as the premiere wrestling destination in Missouri but I sat back and I asked myself the question, 'why stop here'? You see I'm not satisfied with just being a region power, I mean after all what fun is it if you play every single move safe and never take any risks? In the business world one has to take a serious of calculated risks to get ahead. You need to understand your markets, your demographics and you need to weight supply vs demand. Sure, I could specialize and stay right here and hope to establish a nice base of support but then I'd ignore the large, mainstream markets. Markets like New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Dallas. The list goes on and on; what you think Stan Kronke bolted for LA on a mere whim? He went there because he would gain access to one of the biggest television markets in the nation! Phase One of my vision began with the purchase of MSW and the subsequant crowning of two champions that I trust to carry this promotion to the promised land; Phase Two begins with War. On April 23rd I will be taking MY wrestling promotion back to my home, where the name Cornelius is personified with success, to the Golden Gate Arena in San Francisco! A bigger arena, a bigger audience, 100% more class than this Miserian mudhole. You see, I know you people are ready for the excitement that'll be on a card stacked from top to bottom so I decided to take the initiative to test the markets for what I hope becomes a National Expansion.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


IC3: And this is exactly why I'm taking WAR to the Golden Gate Arena. You people don't understand how good you have it when we run shows here twice a month so maybe after I take my company to California for the month you'll show just a little bit of humility and class. Maybe you'll come crawling back to me on your knees and beg that I don't cut you off permanently form your miserable Miserian routine.

And at WAR we need a Main Event worthy of selling out my arena. Now as many of you may be aware, Thomas isn't here tonight. You see I decided to give him the night off, I sent him and Izzy off to the Bahamas for a little bit of well deserved R&R after the last Unstoppable. I figured after the heroic, valiant effort he gave to fend off Duke Andrews and that assorted band of miscreants he deserved a little bit of personal time off to just really relax and recharge his batteries. Despite the best efforts of a select group of people I will not have my Champion hobble into the main event of WAR at anything less than 100% So while he's enjoying his well deserved time off I will be scouting the roster to see who happens to be the most deserving out of a wide field of undeserving pretenders to have the privilege of sharing the ring with him in the MSW Heavyweight Championship match. As the owner of this company I have to be a fair man and I have to give out opportunities as they're earned so tonight and over the next few weeks I'll be watching all these hicks scramble and scratch and claw for that brass ring and to everyone in the back, IF you're lucky you'll earn the opportunity of a lifetime if you manage to impress me.

As “Over and Under” by Egypt Central blasts from the sound system as Chris Williams steps out much to the chagrin of First Class with a mic in hand as he begins to walk down the ramp.

Chris Williams:
If you looking for a man to go against Tommy Angel; look no further. Now I may not have been back in Missouri long but my history here speaks volumes. During my first stint I ran roughshod over the roster; I became the first ever PURE 15 Champion, back when it used to be a championship trophy. Last Unstoppable I came back and I picked up exactly where I left off, you know it, I know it, and your little posse definitely knows it first hand when I sent you guys running with your tails tucked between your legs. I think the choice is pretty simple when it comes down to it. You need a challenger and I need a match. Put your money where your mouth is IC3 and make it happen!

Just as IC3 was about to respond “Shook Ones Pt1” by Mobb Deep manages to cut them both off. Barrel and Frankie Cocheese emerge on the stage. Cocheese pulls his black bandana down as he raises the mic to his lips.

Frankie Cocheese:
Since we're talking about who deserves what around here; I think you're forgetting one very important piece of the puzzle. You want to talk about dominance? Look at my body of work. Whether it was MSW, RWD, or MLLS I've done nothing but left a wake of defeated challengers behind me. Fact of the matter is that I've never lost in MSW or it's spinoff the RWD; I've been unpinned, unsubmitted and yet where's my shot Isaac? You should know better than anyone here considering when I went down to Golden Gate Wrestling for a cup of coffee and won the one night Dusty Rhodes Memorial Cup tournament. You top that off with the fact that I ran off your boys that punk ass Chris Williams is trying to take credit for before; it's an open and shut case. Yeah Chris, I saw those knees of yours tremble when I dared you to do something and as soon as Barrel took Duke Andrews out you decided to play the punk and step on back. You killed your own case right then and there. So what's it going to be Isaac; you going to give me what's mine or do we need to keep making examples out of your stooges until we get it?

IC3 had heard enough as he raised his mic back up as he pointed to Williams on the ramp and Capital Crew on the stage.

IC3: If you two want a shot you're going to have to earn it like everybody else. It's a privilege to be in the same ring as class and it's not one that I'm going to hand out like a community organizer handing out pocket bibles at the Salvation Army soup truck. That being said I'm well aware of the body of work the two of you both possess and the only thing I'll promise either of you is that I'll “take it under consideration” when determining a contender. Right now however I would advise all three of you to worry about your matches coming up later in the night and as always Win With Class gentlemen.

Smith:
Is this thing back on? Finally!

Bradford: IC3 was interrupted enough tonight, the last thing he needed was hearing you talk over him on the broadcast! The gantlet has been thrown down, WAR is coming to the Golden Gate Arena, and First Class will be in action later tonight! We already have a lot to look forward to and things are only just getting started!

Smith:
I only hope that both of these men are given a fair shot and that the best man is given the chance to face Tommy Angel for the MSW Championship. First Class needs to be stopped one way or another.

Bradford:
Well keep on wishing Smith because you're dreaming of a fairy tale that'll never come to pass! The Cornelius Era is only just beginning; learn to love it.

Bro Off Part I: Arm Wrestling

The cameras are now in the back where an Arm Wrestling table is set up and Jay B is standing with IC4.


Gavin Grey: Ladies and Gentlemen it is now time for the first official Missouri State Wrestling BRO OFF! This contest will be in four rounds, it is best three out of four between Jay B and Isaac Cornelius the Fourth. The first round is an arm wrestling contest! 

Jay B: Ooooh Bro, you ready for this?! 

IC4: I was born ready to bro, Jay Bro. 

Jay B: Well bro, lets get it broing, bro! 

IC4: Bro, did you just say broing? 

Jay B: Totally, Bro. 

IC4: Okay, Bro, that was pretty bro. 

Jay B: Bro.  

IC4: Bro. 

Jay B: LET’S GET TO IT BRO! 

Gavin: Gentlemen… bro’s. Take your seats. 

They sit down, using their right arms. They grab hands and at the count of three they struggle to push each other down. IC4’s arm starts going down, it’s getting closer and closer and closer to the padding then he laughs. 

IC4: OH NO BRO! I DON’T THINK SO! 

His physical power starts to bring Jay B’s arm back up and gets closer and closer to his pad but Jay B fights it back to. 

IC4: BRO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I’M SUPPOSED TO WIN THIS BRO! 

Jay B: Don’t think so, Bro! 

Jay B brings it back to the middle and then the Skylarks come out from the crowd “LETS GO BRO! LET’S GO BRO!” 

Jay B is laughing, and then in the corner of his eye he sees somebody in pink waiving. He turns his head thinking it’s a hottie but it’s ACTUALLY Bullshark #6, the female Bullshark who seems to be gawking at Jay B and nervously waving at him. Jay B is totally confused. 

Jay B: Bro… I’m totally confused. Is that a shark lady!? 

IC4: HAHA YES! BRO ARM WRESTLING IS MINE!! 

And with Jay B’s attention caught off guard, IC4 slams Jay B’s arm down and the Skylarks ring their own bell. 

Gavin: Well.. uh.. Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of round one of the bro off arm wrestling is Isaac Cornelius the Fourth! 


Silas Romero vs Legacy Banks

With the lights dimming down in the arena, various gold spot lights started going over the crowd. With that, an ominous guitar riff began to play over the PA system. The eeriness of the guitar tone, mixed with the lights drums finally gave way to a post-hardcore, trash sound. With the emotional screams of "Death's Great Black Wing Scrapes the Air" in full force, the "Hipster Hercules" emerged onto the the stage, with one spotlight shining, but just barely, onto him. Silas stared out into the crowd, while some of them were cheering him on, but most were jeering him. Soon as the first breakdown kicked in on the song, Silas slowly elevated his right arm up to chest level; bending it at the elbow so that his forearm running parallel with said chest. The letter's "GKFO" written across his black forearm sleeve in a crisp, clean gold font. A smirk rolled across his lips, before lowering his arm back down even slower than before. Silas strolled down the entrance way, keeping as much distance from the fans on either side as humanly possible.

Gavin Grey:
The following match is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring, from Miami, Florida, weighing 242lbs, Knockout Supreme... Silas Romero!

Once he got to ringside, he went directly for the steel steps that led up to the apron of the ring. Silas leaned up against the steel ring post for a moment; again letting his smug smirk roll across his lips, just before stepping slowly between the second and top rope. He walked across the ring, straight for the hard camera side of the ropes. He leaned forward, letting the top rope support his weight, while sticking his right arm out in front of himself. Again, it was level with his chest; making sure the letters on his arm were once again readable. As music reached the final thrashy breakdown kicked in, Silas pushed himself away from the ropes and proceeded to make his way to the opposite turnbuckle and leaned against it. He stroked his well-trimmed beard, before warming up before the match-up.

Gavin Grey: And his opponent, already in the ring, Legacy Banks IV!

Smith:
Silas Romero was victorious last week against Loose Cannon while Legacy Banks was, well he didn't have the best night.

Bradford:
I still swear his parents hated him as a child. Who names their kid Legacy anyway? The only Legacy he earned was being Mr. February's first victory in MSW! He'll be forever remembered as a footnote!

Smith:
Well he has a chance to reverse his fortunes here tonight and a win over Hipster Hercules but he definitely has his work cut out for him.

Bradford:
But you know Nikki Venom has to be watching this match out there somewhere.

Smith: Absolutely. He made his intentions known on the last Unstoppable and while he may have his sights set on First Class down the road, right now his attention is squarely on Silas Romero.

Ding Ding


Banks rushes towards Romero as he flails as he tries to punch and hit him repeatedly, backing him up into a corner. Mike Maddix calls for a clean break as Banks nods and backs up before hitting him with a knife edge chop, followed by another and another. Banks backs off and parades around in a circle with his arms stretched out before running back towards Romero only to get caught in the face with an elbow. Romero quickly follows up with a running european uppercut to send Banks reeling backwards before capturing him in a nasty cradle suplex.

Smith:
Cradle Suplex by Romero, what a fluid transition after connecting with a running european uppercut!

Bradford: Banks tried to get the jump but just like when he tried that same stunt on Frank Debauchee he came up mostly empty handed. He actually got some offense in this time but not nearly enough. Go figure, you manage to hit a few lucky shots and then you blow what advantage you had by showboating!

Smith: For once I actually agree. The celebration was definitely a bit premature and Silas Romero will make you pay for that every single time. Romero has deadly accuracy and can score a knock out from just about any position.

Bradford:
Well Knockout Supreme isn't just a fancy moniker!

Banks quickly crawls for the ropes trying to get away from Romero and ducks under it to make the referee back Romero off. Romero throws his arms up as he backs off as Banks slithers away from the rope. Banks quickly runs and rebounds off the rope trying to catch Romero off guard as the referee quickly moved out of the way. Romero however had his opponent scouted as he quickly ducked out of the way and followed of with a lightning fast GKFO (Rolling Elbow) as Banks turned around before suddenly crumpling to the mat from the impact.

Smith: And just like that it's over. GKFO!

Bradford: Well Legacy Banks might as well be bankrupt after that maneuver. Stick a fork in him, he's done.

Smith:
Well if Silas Romero was looking to send a statement tonight, consider that mission accomplished. Nobody gets up after a GKFO.

Romero quickly dropped down for the cover as the referee counted the pin; 1, 2, 3.

Winner:
Silas Romero

A Kaiser's Wrath

Barbara Braman: Ladies and Gentlemen I am joined at this time by the Kaiser Dynasty, Peyton and Artemis Kaiser. Now as you all may know last week Artemis Kaiser defended her PURE 15 Championship against TJ Bryce of First Class and like the fighting champions she was she agreed to fight him in this rematch. Just when it looked like the Champ For Life would retain yet again Well Connected and Delsin Oswald got involved and what many believe robbed Artemis of her championship that she never should have lost. Later in the night Peyton, you engaged in part of that all out brawl to close the show as you went toe to toe against the very man responsible for for these turns of events. What are your thoughts, what could possibly be going through your minds at this exact moment?

Artemis gets ready to speak by Peyton raises his hand as he snatches the mic right out of Barbara's hands, with a nod to Artemis.

Peyton Kaiser: I got this. I got to say right now I'm not exactly in the best of moods; neither of us are. IC3 couldn't stand the fact that the a Kaiser was the first to become a Triple Crown Champion and the fact that he couldn't put his own stamp on things like he's trying to do with the rest of this promotion. Because he couldn't control either of us he wanted to instead instill a little puppet for a champion to do his dirty work; and if that sounds familiar it is. Since my sister currently won't be cleared by MSW officials due to what they say is a concussion it's up to me to deal with that piece of shit Oswald and make him pay for his actions. The Kaisers are a Dynasty not because we can talk it and prop it up like some grand, illustrious, illusional Kingdom, we proclaim ourselves a Dynasty because it's in our blood. The Kaisers are meant to rule and like it or not, not even Bryce Manning could pose and stake claim or even hold a candle to what we've done collectively in this promotion. Everywhere we go we bring the promotion to its knees and establish our dominance, we're mighty conquerors and plague that cannot be cured. Better men and women have tried and failed to kill our legacy; the simple fact of the matter is that you cannot kill a Kaiser and we're not going anywhere. So tonight I'm going to go out there and make an example out of those Shades just one more time and soon enough you'll suffer their same fate Oswald. The wrath of a Kaiser should be the last thing you invite into your home. So count your blessings while you can because I promise you; they'll be short lived.

Barbara Braman looks over to Artemis who seems to be pleased by her brother's words as she nods in approval.

Aremis Kaiser: I couldn't have said it any better myself.

Public Service Announcement

https://youtu.be/59chCcqTWyY



Bro Off Part 2

The cameras cut backstage immediately following the match as IC4 and Jay B can be seen standing at attention with a handful of beautifully, scantiliy clad lucky local ladies on hand for what would be the next part of the Bro Off. Jerry and Jerome, the Skylarks were also there off to the side ready to cheer on their best friend.

Jay B: You ready for the next part bro?


IC4: Oh you know I am bro. If you thought the arm wrestling was bad you don't even bro, bro.

Jay B: Who goes first?

IC4: I'll let you go, bro. Afterall these ladies need a bit of an apeti... aptitu... OWWWWWW BRAIN PAIN!

Jay B snickers and laughs as The Skylarks rush over to fan their fallen bro. 

Jay B: Weak, bro!

Jerry Skylark: Weak? Look at those muscles, those abs!

Jerry pats IC4 several times who was oblivious to it all.

Jerome Skylark: Yeah, who you callin' weak, bro? 

Jay B held up his hands about halfway up his chest.

Jay B: Chillax. Are we going to do this Bro Off or not?

IC4 shakes the cobwebs out of his head as he flashes a goofy grin as if he completely forgot the last minute and a half in their entirety. 

IC4: You go Jay Bro. The main course is waitin.

Jay B takes center stage as he begins to slowly start fist pumping in the air as the house music starts playing in the background. Jay B starts fist pumping to the beat as he slowly removes his shirt after teasing the ladies. As he goes to strike the classic body builder flex and pose he starts to fist pump all the way to the flex position as the ladies shout in approval. As he allows himself to move and flex to the beat he turns around and strikes another muscular pose as he continues fist pumping all the way to the beat as the ladies give him another roaring round of applause.. After another 30 seconds or so Jay B steps aside as IC4 struts onto the center stage. While IC4 may have scored only a 50 on his SATs he definitely would have earned an A in gym as he slowly lifts up his shirt, revealing his abs as he grins and teasingly tries to remove his shirt for the ladies, as he stops a few times as he illicit louder and louder screams from the ladies. After a little bit of warming up IC4 slips off his shirt, twirling it several times as he tosses it behind him as a lucky lady catches it. With a goofy strut to the beat that should have never left the 80s IC4 begins to flex his pecs much to the astonishment of the Ladies and the Skylarks.

Skylarks: IC4! IC4! IC4! IC4!

The Skylarks were leading the cheer squad ad IC4 dropped to his knees, his pecs still flexing as he struck a muscular poses as he flexed both his arms, tilting them up and down to the beat. Looking to add a little bit more flair to his showmanship IC4 gets up and strikes an Egyptian pose, doing so all the while flexing as the ladies erupted with roaring approval. 

Jay B: Ok, ok. Gotta give you some props for that bro. You got the pecs, and the flex down to a science but it takes a lot more than being a gym rat to become Top Bro. But let me ask all the ladies a question. Who do you think struck a better pose? Do you think IC4 won this round? Is he the King of the Bro Pose?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jay B: More like King of the Posers! Am I right? Or do you Hos think your bro Jay B got this one nailed and locked down tight?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

The crowd of ladies were about evenly split 50/50. Most of them were probably just happy to be there, especially with the free alcohol and party favors that came as part of the package.

Jay B: Well don't touch that dial Bros and Hos because this Bro Off is just getting started!

Jay B and IC4 take turns striking poses at the center stage in what genuinely came across as a friendly competition, trash talk included as MSW goes to commercial break with Cocheese versus Ward up next. 



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