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• So I say do it! Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!. – Indigo is the worst kind of enabler. She doesn’t care if your poison is booze, drugs, sex or Winnie the Pooh porn. She’ll encourage you all the way to the precinct and then laugh at you from the other side of the bars. She’s not going to judge you. She’s just going to laugh.
• Striptease – What kind of a person takes their clothes off for a living? The kind that is a compulsive liar and can’t seem to shake the interest in having blue hair. It was this or porn.
• We are beasts, and this is our consolation. – Pooka---love them or hate them (let’s be real, they’re real easy to hate), you have to admit that they are definitely a thing. That exists. Animal rights activism with none of that icky rage? Table for one.
• Mean Girls. – Look. We can’t all be candy-hearted hippies. Your dreams are great, but unless she needs them for something, Indigo isn’t inclined to be your manic pixie dream girl, no matter how much she looks like she might fit the bill. She is perfectly happy to be someone’s muse…you know, if she can also burn them out creatively for fun and profit. She fits best into the ‘Unseelie’ category for that reason.
• Party Goblin. - Do you know what's more fun than doing coke off of someone's collar bone, drinking an entire bottle of wine, eating 12 tacos and fucking someone on a birthday cake? Finding someone who has done all of that and then sending pictures of their activities to their mom. And unfortunately, every outing with Indigo turns into this kind of catastrophe---yeah sure, Karen. You're definitely going to just have one drink. Because you have to get up early. Right.
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