Linnete/Contacts

->Sae: Knowing how things could've turned out, I'm a lot happier about boot camp in retrospect.

->Aerie: Let's say we trained a cat to pull a lever. And then another cat to push the lever back up. And then kept going until cats were running the Hoover Dam.

->Richard: It's fine. I never liked the life coach style of management anyway.

->Adelphi: If she ever realizes I'm this Jody character they always sing about, I'm screwed.

->Amalia: Strict hazing and mystery cults should be part of every college experience otherwise this happens.

->Vance: That's the most marine I've seen in one place that wasn't a bail bondsman's office or a reform school parking lot.

->Cameron: If he drove any worse I'd think it was part of some fetish.

->Gamble: Ought to go and get his shine box.

<->Martha: In 1384, Jacques de Molay was burned at the stake. 475 years later, France was a howling wasteland of blood and terror. A good grudge takes time to simmer.

<->Kellie: I'm glad someone else understands me, but this ain't going to look good on my performance review.

<->Falke: I used to watch guys like this get shoved into lockers by my boyfriend. We're all professionals these days so I have to do it myself.

<->Daisy: Eat the rich. Jealous/not jealous.

<->Goro: Both pinkies but only one eyeball seems to say 'clumsy' rather than 'stupid.'

<->Mr Pulse: The best kind of libertarian is at least 'help the poor for bigger markets' and not 'help the rich in case I become one.' Still ought to get involved in politics instead of Ayn Rand cosplay conventions.

<->Constance: Nuns going around dressed normally is about as unfair as those cop cars with the hidden flasher lights on the interstates.

->Merek: That's the sound of potential hurling onto the kitchen floor and circling a Seal of Solomon shaped drain.