Myrtle/Quotes

"The lights and sequins and glitter were all like a mad dream, but why would you ever choose to wake up?"

"My producers demanded I maintain a virginal image and then made the appointment for my pin-up photoshoot followed by a tour of dancing for troops far from their wives and girlfriends. Of course I went mad."

"My dear, you simply haven't lived until you've hidden in a closet while your lover tells his wife she should go out on the town because he is in a mood."

"I'm whatever the script calls for, my dear. I've been the plucky tomboy, the protagonists endangered daughter, the innocent waitress, the sultry seductress..."

"Have you met my retainer, Andrei? I first found him while touring in Europe. I'm fairly certain he's a Bavarian Prince in hiding, so be polite, would you?"

"I figure, you might as well have fun. And what better way, then to get a whole room full of partiers wondering what precisely the fuck is going on. To just... feel it... you know? To just... let... go..."

"I've been owned by someone or other since I was sixteen years old. At least here I get to choose my master... or my mistress."