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ZEBRA-BIRD 3000 SUPER NINJA UFC CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!©

ME! ME! ME! ♦ Date of Birth: "Stupid!" ♦ Apparent Age: "Boring!" ♦ Occupation: "Yeah, right!" ♦ Nationality: "Citizen of the planet Earth. DIE! DIE! ALIEN SCUM!"

RP HOOKS! (Sorta) ♦ Crazy "She's not crazy. *You're* crazy!" ♦ Lezzie Vampires "Hates them!" ♦ Watermelons "The real musical fruit! Ask her about the melon-baller! That means *you*, Mugsy!" ♦ Agent of F.E.S.T.E.R. "She's a secret agent! It says so on her business card!" ♦ Space Mummies! "If you see them tell her immediately and return to your home citizen!"

Top Sekrit Infirmation! Psychos, Weirdos, and Perverts! ♦ Kindred "Lezzie vampires must die! What!? There's no guy vampires! Just lezzies!" ♦ Garou "PUPPY!" ♦ Wraith "What!? That's crazy!" ♦ Mage "Mage-schmage!" ♦ Mortal "Well, Duh!" ♦ Changelings "Is that like transvestites?" People I Know! ♦ Tyler Delaney "My dorky brother. He's never around when you need him." ♦ Wren-Wren (the les-bi-an) "She buys me stuff so she's okay. Really moody most of the time. It's not *my* fault if she can't get laid!" ♦ River "You're gonna get in trouble one of these days." ♦ Princess Dionysus "Tranny pervert! I don't want to wear a dress!" ♦ Bliss "Mini-me! The first in my army of clones! Good soldier!" ♦ Mugsy "My Arch-Nemesis! Bowel-Disruptor set on intestine MELT!" ♦ Phil "YOU CHEATED!!!... and you're probably a commie!" ♦ Isis "IT'S NOT FUNNY!" ♦ Cross "A very suspicious-looking hobo. I think that he did it." The Best Stuff Ever! Da-Num! Take that, shark breath! Vampire Lezzies! They're Real! The Space Mummy Leader Revealed! OWie! Nazis. I hate them! I Survived! Hobbitses. They annoy me. Phear! Aliens are real! ...and they have cool stuff! Weird. THE LAND OF BACON! I WANNA GO! Zombie Grrl! Rawr! Could happen. There are my slippers. Shiney. Purple. Leather! Ew. Not what you think. Circle of Life. I'm coming for you Mugsy! *snicker* Target: acquired. SURPRISE! Swooping, out of the shadows! I'm coming to git you, varmit! Shaq-Fu Ninja Chop! TOM JONES!!! whatever. i'm sleepy now.