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If you ever hate someone so much that you wish they weren't dead, only suffering, maybe they need to go visit Uncle Joe's Place.
For an agreed-upon sum of money, the selected party will have a stay, arranged in advance, for the duration specified. Negotiations after the fact are not possible and cancellations require 24 hours of notice before they can take effect.
Want someone buried to their neck in worm-filled dirt as Iron Butterfly plays at 90dB? Sure. Pick the tracks.
Want them stuffed in a steamer trunk and drowned over the course of a weekend? Sure. Pick which fluid is involved.
Your cruelty and budget are the only native limits.
- Information retrieval services are available.
- Semi-professional counseling for witnesses on-site for a small additional fee.
Contact Katia for arrangements.
