Linnete/Stereotypes

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Magicians: We tried that and it was thousands of years of misery and horror. Cut the losses; pushing snake bile to cure AIDS is probably killing more people per annum than bloodletting did in total.

Haemophages: How are these still existing? Doesn't the sun rise every goddamned day?

Shapeshifters: People like PETA way more than ALF, tearing their guts out won't change that in your favor.

Sinn Fein: The resurgence of their directly violent activity in the US is troubling but really more of a past issue.

Ghosts: The echoes of the past are really felt every day, especially considering how current trends in music and culture relate almost directly towards the emergence of German Expressionist cinema. Consider that Metropolitan, directed by Fritz Lang - nine letter, by the way, which means one hand (five fingers) directing death (4 per Chinese superstition) - directly caused the collapse of the Gilded age. Really. Look it up; the mask of the mechanical liberator directly relates to the common death mask used to identify bodies.

Akashic Brotherhood Alphabetically speaking, it's unfair to saddle them with all the sins of the traditionalists. But how do you go so far afield from helpful practices to bullshit?
Celestial Chorus What a complete perversion of God's reason and purpose.
Dreamspeakers The tragedy of history is that genocide hits urban centers. Roaches and shamans will last through everything, though.
Euthanatos I guess the second Era of Good Feelings post-WWII should've lasted a little longer to finally get rid of these death cultists.
Hollow Ones What a bunch of nerdlingers.
Order of Hermes It's unfortunate that the most empirical out of this odd-lot of fuckups is almost the most dedicated to waving sticks around and conjuring demons.
Sons of Ether Poor little sweetheart, science was just so hard you had to glue cogs on your hat to get over flunking Chemistry.
Verbena Eugenics doesn't become more palatable because you wrap it around paganism.
Virtual Adepts What a bunch of dillweeds.