Seven/Contacts

• Garan: Useful. Don't touch the stick.
• Carl: Carl Fucking Carlson. What else is there to say? Don't forget: +smokemeth
• Barcunt: Barcunt is best barcunt... that is when there actually is one.
• LaVey: Someone I've come to respect.
• Lexus: Cute, like an undead Chihuahua trying to hump everything in sight. I have to wonder if Shambling Horror has enough places to bury all the 'presents' Lexus brings her.
• Van: One of the very few I can truly call a friend and rely upon. My sword and shield.
• Twitch: A homicidal, psychotic, megalomaniac. What's not to love?
• Simon: Simon says, "You haven't seen this loco motion yet..."
• Nils: Nils sings to the tune of Barbie Girl. "Im a GI Joe. A khaki covered ho... sweaty plastic. Its fantastic. You can shave my hair..shave me everywhere... Im a smoothie I should be in movies..."
• Chance: Happen-stance might happen Chance.
• Alaster: I see light within your darkness. A shame others do not.
• Adan: A pussy I will tolerate. For now. After all... every pet needs its Master.
• Iva: Gut-ter-slut: 1) Any channel, trough, or the like for carrying off fluid. 2) A dirty, slovenly woman. 3) The de-evolutionary and degenerate result of when one sucks far too much cock.
• Andrea: Attention whore seeks attention. Also, about as useful and pleasant as AIDS.