KLAUS!
Klaus the Clown. Marquis De Klaus. Klaus your Friendly, Neighborhood Anarchist! WIKI THE CLOWN, ThE ClOwN's WiKI, Because some poor bastard took the name Klaus! HE HE HA HA HE DID NOT EXPECT THIS!!!!
So yeah, I'm Joker-Like. What are you, Tom Cruizey, or Britney Spearsey? We've all drawn inspiration from different characters. I draw mine from Joker. On an OOC level this is fine... but when you take it IC... compare me to a fictional character.... well... it gets a bit 'funny,' on that OOC level, makes it hard to focus to... carve up your face. So if you please, please, avoid comparing my character to the Joker IC-ly, I'd carry on ever so happily!
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| Jews are... greedy?
Asians are Smart
Whites can't dance
Hrm.... Wait are these supposed to be MY stereotypes!? HE HE hE AHA.
The whole world is NUTS and it doesn't even know it!
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| DoCtOr Fell - How... UnFoRtunate, sTiLl tryIng to HelP Me.
Vervane - CaN't I MaKe Him SmIle? This is ThEAtre!!!!!
Erzsebet - WhY HeLLO BeaUuTiFul!
Kirby - "SO, we gonna have a blood orgy or what?" /////OHHHH YOU LITTLE..... Heheheheh.
Fenton - "SO, we gonna have a blood orgy or what?" ////This is mine now. <licks it>
Clay - "I'm... Not.. crazy." He says quietly, looking up at her. "I am Perfectly ... Insane."
Harano - That was FUN FUN FUN, you lunatic bastard, Lemme pet ya!!!
Hailee - Pleased to meetcha! I'm sure we'll run into each other again.... Under an abandoned Bridge, where No one will come Looking. A boy's gotta have his privacy!!!
Abe - Finally, a blood orgy!
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| Clay narrows her eyes at Klaus. "What's yuh schtick? How come yuh act all bugfuck cuhwazy?"
--"Why? Why do animals fuck in the Spring? It's just what they do, baby. I don't have a motive."
"Not enough shrinks to contain all the madness... you know, that's ALL they wanna do is contain. What they don't understand is they can't contain it. It's.. Uncontainable. Incurable virus. And it's Gonna Get You Too. Hahahaha!"
"See... you play the hostile game to strangers... when I play the grand game of LOVE! Everyone in this little place... thinking they know what's up! Thinking they are SANE, that I'm... beneATH THEM!" He growls that last, his tone suddenly changing. "That they're entitled to their.. prescious little opinions...... but... the truth is... This.... Is what owns you." He lifts the Orange Mocha Frappuchino. "You're not your dreads. Not your Artsy Fartsy style. Not your furniture. Not the shit you drink. You are... on the brink of knowledge, but all you need... is a little PUSh!"
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- Asylum - Insane? Going there? On the brink? All you need... is a little push!
- Macabre - Well.. Erm. COME ON now, it's ME!
- Chaos - Gets along Well with the Wyrmsy Wormsy
- Enemy - Wanna play!?!?! If you want me, but you're scared... just TALK to me. I'm ReAl StAbleBalls OOC. I won't Kill if you won't! But there's PLENTY-A-FUN AHEAD!
- Friend - Friendship with Klaus is pretty damn Bipolar. Be ready for Ups and Downs and Lefts and Rights and did he just...?
- Psychiatrists - Does he know ya!?
- Dolls - A guy's gotta eat!
OOC: I don't really kill; but I'm not escalating risk till I'm sure you don't either. I'm just the little guy! If you wanna villain, I'm your guy, baby!
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| Race:
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Clownfire
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| Full Name:
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Unknown
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| Date of Birth:
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Unknown
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| Apparent Age:
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25-35, Hard to tell, Makeup!
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| Height:
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6'4
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| Asylum:
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Something Something Escape. Something something Massacre. Contact Me for More teheheh!
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