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ZEBRA-BIRD 3000 SUPER NINJA UFC CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! "BLAH!"

Date of Birth: Stupid! Apparent Age: Boring! Occupation: Yeah, right! Nationality: Citizen of the planet Earth. DIE! DIE! ALIEN SCUM! ♦ Crazy "She's not crazy. *You're* crazy!" ♦ Lezzie Vampires "Hates them!" ♦ Watermelons "The real musical fruit! Ask her about the melon-baller! That means *you*, Mugsy!" Thoughts The Races ♦ Kindred "Lezzie vampires must die! What!? There's no guy vampires! Just lezzies!" ♦ Garou "PUPPY!" ♦ Wraith "What!? That's crazy!" ♦ Mage "Mage-schmage!" ♦ Mortal "Well, Duh!" ♦ Changelings "Is that like transvestites?" People I Know! ♦ Tyler Delaney "My dorky brother. He's never around when you need him." ♦ Wren-Wren (the les-bi-an) "She buys me stuff so she's okay. Really moody most of the time. It's not *my* fault if she can't get laid!" ♦ River "You're gonna get in trouble one of these days." ♦ Princess Dionysus "Tranny pervert! I don't want to wear a dress!" ♦ Bliss "Mini-me! The first in my army of clones! Good soldier!" ♦ Mugsy "My Arch-Nemesis! Bowel-Disruptor set on intestine MELT!" ♦ Phil "YOU CHEATED!!!... and you're probably a commie!" ♦ Isis "IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Gallery