ME! ME! ME!
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Stupid!
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Boring!
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Yeah, right!
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Citizen of the planet Earth. DIE! DIE! ALIEN SCUM!
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RP HOOKS! (Sorta)
♦ Crazy "She's not crazy. *You're* crazy!"
♦ Lezzie Vampires "Hates them!"
♦ Watermelons "The real musical fruit! Ask her about the melon-baller! That means *you*, Mugsy!"
Top Sekrit Infirmation!
Psychos, Weirdos, and Perverts!
 ♦ Kindred "Lezzie vampires must die! What!? There's no guy vampires! Just lezzies!"
 ♦ Garou "PUPPY!"
 ♦ Wraith "What!? That's crazy!"
 ♦ Mage "Mage-schmage!"
 ♦ Mortal "Well, Duh!"
 ♦ Changelings "Is that like transvestites?"
People I Know!
♦ Tyler Delaney "My dorky brother. He's never around when you need him."
♦ Wren-Wren (the les-bi-an) "She buys me stuff so she's okay. Really moody most of the time. It's not *my* fault if she can't get laid!"
♦ River "You're gonna get in trouble one of these days."
♦ Princess Dionysus "Tranny pervert! I don't want to wear a dress!"
♦ Bliss "Mini-me! The first in my army of clones! Good soldier!"
♦ Mugsy "My Arch-Nemesis! Bowel-Disruptor set on intestine MELT!"
♦ Phil "YOU CHEATED!!!... and you're probably a commie!"
♦ Isis "IT'S NOT FUNNY!"
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