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| − | | style="width: 150px" | [[Erica]] <br /> Switchboard consultant <br /> [[File:EricaHeadshot.jpg|75px]] | + | | rowspan="2" style="width: 150px" | [[Erica]] <br /> Switchboard consultant <br /> [[File:EricaHeadshot.jpg|75px]] |
| − | | style="width: 150px" | [[Bliss]] <br /> Ombudsman <br /> [[File:Bliss4.jpg|75px]] | + | | rowspan="2" style="width: 150px" | Fax your résumé to <br /> 619-555-2688 <br /> attn: Benny Clark |
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Revision as of 16:36, 29 December 2013
Troubleshooters
"We solve problems."
(The following is a paid announcement.)
Looking for a part-time job?
Looking for a second job?
Have some skills, but having trouble putting them to good use?
It's a tough economy out there. We can help.
(Image: A whiteboard.
'Step 1: Skills. Step 2: ... Step 3: Profit!'
A couple of young men and women scratch their heads and shrug.)
Need a professional in a hurry?
Don't have time to wade through the phone book and maybe get the bum end of the deal?
We stand behind our employees: satisfaction guaranteed or double your money back,
plus Uncle Enzo will personally come to your home or business and apologize!
(Call 619-555-0451, or visit us at the Thorn Building, suite 2030.
Web site, Facebook, yadda yadda yadda.
Open 24 hours. Licensed by the California Employment Agency Commission.)
| Phil General manager  |
Erica Switchboard consultant 
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Fax your résumé to 619-555-2688 attn: Benny Clark |
| Bliss Ombudsman  |
